How to enjoy sploid. A guide

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/14/2015 at 21:25 • Filed to: None

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step one - you see a shared article with a headline that sounds very buzzfeed and its written by people that aren’t jalops

Step two - look at the headline image and the lede graph to get the gist of what you will expect to see

Step three - go to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and do a search for the thing, it will be there just look for the header image

Step four - enjoy the video content without having to feel bad about being on sploid


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 21:30

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To hell with Sploid.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Viggen
10/14/2015 at 21:34

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I cant decide if its a dumping ground for their most awful authors, or if their most awful authors have dirt on gawker and got their own place.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 21:35

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Why not both?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 21:45

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SHAZAM!


Kinja'd!!! McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 21:45

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Step five - Take the interesting content you found on YouTube, and created a two minute summary of it, adding a few titles to sort of explain what is happening. Watermark it, publish it to YouTube as your own work, crediting no one.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > McMike
10/14/2015 at 21:49

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Your mixing it up with the how to enjoy being sploid guide


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 21:52

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They have so many GIFs on their page that it is a pain to load. I can make coffee and have a beer before loads.

Plus, they grayed me after I complained about it. Thanks, Jesus.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > desertdog5051
10/14/2015 at 21:53

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Jesus diaz is the reason i dont go to gizmodo anymore, dude is a colossal douche


Kinja'd!!! random001 > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 21:58

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a-effin-men, my brother.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 22:09

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Ooops. I was so anxious to criticize Sploid, I didn’t read your whole post.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2015 at 22:18

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Their videos are the most anticlimactic 90 seconds I’ve ever seen


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > McMike
10/14/2015 at 22:58

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Step Six: link it to sploid. Be sure to file it under the tag “interesting”.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > HammerheadFistpunch
10/15/2015 at 07:09

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Step five- Don't go to the comments on sploid. Ever.